According to this website, 7-11 stores today (7/11 – get it?) are giving away FREE Slurpees, while supplies last.
Why? Because it’s their 84th birthday today, and they want to celebrate with YOU, and YOU, and YOU…
So, go get your FREE Slurpee!!
A few years ago, when The Simpson Movie came out,
my local 7-11 got all decked out as the local Kwik-E-Mart.
Note the resemblance:
It was stocked with Squishees
and boxes of KrustyO’s
The crowds went wild! Everyone LOVED our Kwik-E-Mart!
The Employees even loved it!
Even their trash was fun!
So, go celebrate their 84th birthday by letting 7-11 (or, your local Kwik-E-Mart) give you a FREE Slurpee today!
You can tell them that Homer and Marge sent you.